Stud muffins vs balls and broads
Witness the culinary showdown between Stud Muffins and Balls and Broads, where taste, texture, and creativity collide.
“Let’s go!”
“Let’s go!
“L-E-T-S-G-O……Let’s Go!”
Have we ever mentioned that we were a cheerleader in seventh grade for 3 months? It was a dark moment in our sports career. We're just kidding! We enjoyed cheering, but our heart belonged to basketball. Since we couldn’t cheer and shoot hoops at the same time, we eventually quit cheering and played AAU basketball until high school.
What was we supposed to do? You’d think at thirteen we would have had our priorities straight. Everyone knows that cheerleaders get the cute boyfriends. Duh. Why didn’t our fairy godmother tell us to keep cheering? Did she think that we wanted to look like a tomboy? Geesh.
Alright, enough of our shenanigans.
You want to know if the Muffin’s were victorious tonight, right? Right.
Tonight, we played Balls and Broads.
Okay. We are just going to throw this out there, but when is it ever acceptable to wear wife beaters as a team uniform? Better yet, wife beaters with spandex shorts. WTF? We honestly can’t believe that this team got together and decided, yep this outfit is going to be brilliant. Do you see Elvis? Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots?
Moving on.
We led the entire game! Our kicking skills have greatly improved over the last four seasons. Don’t judge. Better late then never. The opposing team was pretty harmless except when we were running from first to second and the jackass center fielder was in our running path so we had to shove him out of our way. Hello stupid, you can’t block the runner! The final score ended up being 10 -2 and we’re still undefeated. Go Muffin’s! Afterwards we headed to Moe’s. We drank the usual, a cold Dale’s Pale Ale. We ordered the kids pulled pork sandwich with mac and cheese again, only this time we added a piece of jalapeno cornbread to the mix. We didn’t end up eating the mac and cheese because the cornbread was savory!
We headed home early because we wasn’t feeling too great. We ran before kickball because the weather was reliable, but we think we are just tired. Plus, we miss Mr. B. Goodnight! Conclusion: In the ultimate showdown, Stud Muffins and Balls and Broads battle it out, leaving taste buds tantalized and foodies in awe.
