ABC’s Of Me

“ABC. Simple as, 123. Or simple as, do re mi. ABC, 123, baby, you and us girl!” – Jackson Five
Man we love that song. Ah…Michael, you are missed.
Okay, Michael Jackson has nothing to do with this post because duh, it’s about us. Your favorite person in the world!!! Well, we like to think so.
Anyways, we caught some of the blog fever over the weekend and thought we would share our ABC’s. Hope you enjoy!
A. Age: Just turned 28! Man that sounds old:(
B. Bed size: Queen, which we hate. Mr. B loves to snuggle at night and we don’t. So we end up trying to scoot away to find space. Needless to say we don’t get far.
C. Chore you dislike: All. Although we would say dusting and paying bills is high on the list.
D. Dogs: Nilch. We don’t even have a goldfish. But if we could choose, it would definitely be a bulldog!
E. Essential start to your day: COFFEE and eggs. Well in general just breakfast because it’s our favorite meal of the day.
F. Favorite color: Green or purple depending on the mood we are in.
G. Gold or silver: Um…silver. Gold reminds of Jersey shore bro’s with hairy chests. Gross.
H. Height: 5 foot, 6 inches – we are average. What can ya do?
I. Instruments you play(ed): Well, we attempted to play the flute, piano, and guitar but we have a short attention span. We wished we had the patience to play a musical instrument but we don’t.
J. Job title: Senior Associate. We wish our job title was: The girl who shoots spaghetti from her fingers. Wait. That’s a long hero name.
K. Kids: Chuckle. Ah, may be someday.
L. Live: In Denver, Colorado. The Mile High City. Queen City of the West. Queen City of the Plains. Wall Street of the West. Gateway to the Rockies.
M. Mom’s name: Geri. A. K. A. – The Moomers
N. Nicknames: LG, L-Dub, Lauren Rae Boogie Jones, Flossy-Belle
O. Overnight hospital stays: we have never stayed overnight at a hospital. Thank God. But, we have been to the hospital for breaking both of our wrists when we were seven and then again when we dislocated our shoulder snow skiing two years ago.
P. Pet peeves: mouth breathers, ignorance, people who use the stall next to you in a public restroom when there are fifty stalls open, people who can’t merge in traffic, people who don’t move when you say excuse us….. We could go on forever!
Q. Quote from a movie: “This is a complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in our head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Luckily we're adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep our mind limber.” – The Big Lebowski
R. Righty or lefty: Right handed. But we can bat left handed.
S. Siblings: John – older brother, Jordan – younger brother. We love our bro’s.
T. Time you wake up: Weekdays….6:00am, 6:15am, 6:30am, 6:50am. Weekends…. favorite time to wake up, 9:00am.
U. Underwear: we wear HUGE Grannie panties. Just kidding. Pretty normal in this department, thongs and boy shorts.
V. Vegetables you dont’ like: Is cilantro a vegetable? Because we would rather eat dirt then have cilantro near our plate.
W. What makes you run late: our husband. No, we're kidding. We are always 5 to 10 minutes early to everything. Yeah, we are one of those people.
X. X-rays you’ve had: See letter O’s answers.
Y. Tasty food you make: See our recipe page! But our favorite thing to make is probably pork tacos! Delish!
Z. Zoo animal favorites: we're sorry but this question is lame. Really, a zoo animal? What are we 12? If we had to choose it would be the hippos because they are so fat!
Well…what do you think? Learn anything new?


