Cranberry bourbon negroni, finished with sugared rim

Are. YOU. Ready?

(uh, sort of?)

(maybe?)

(i dunno?)

(eff.)

Thanksgiving is happening in 2.56709325 seconds. We know you are ready. Me? Almost ready. The parental units arrive today, which means, its almost game time. The strategy for tomorrow’s feast…. We are in charge of the turkey beast, stuffing, and taters. While our mama is in charge of the piyahs! If all the savory stuff goes south at least there is pie. Am we right?

Even though there is a large probability that we may be eating Chinese food tomorrow, what’s more important is that we get to spend time with family and friends. Because what’s the point of eating green bean casserole if you can’t talk about whether fried crispy onions on top are necessary? Or, talk about the fact that Thanksgiving is now just an excuse to get started early on holiday shopping? Or, whether or not Journey is a better band than Boston? (Journey is totally better!)