The User Manual for Me

“ABC. Easy as, 123. Or simple as, do re mi. ABC, 123, baby, you and me girl!” – Jackson Five

There’s something inherently delightful about that classic tune. It brings back a rush of good memories and a certain undeniable charm. While the King of Pop’s musical genius might not directly relate to today’s topic, the spirit of simplicity and getting to know the basics certainly does!

Welcome, dear readers, to a special peek into my world. Like many fellow bloggers, I’ve caught the “ABC tag” fever, and I’m thrilled to share a collection of personal insights, quirky preferences, and candid confessions. This isn’t just about sharing facts; it’s about building a connection, letting you discover the person behind the screen, and perhaps even sparking a few shared laughs or knowing nods. So, grab your favorite beverage, settle in, and let’s dive into my ABCs – a fun, fast way to get acquainted with your favorite online personality! (At least, I like to think so.)

A. Age: A Journey Through Years

Just recently, I celebrated my 28th birthday! It feels like a significant milestone, a point where you start to reflect on the adventures of your early twenties and look forward with a mix of excitement and mild trepidation to what the late twenties and thirties will bring. While “28” might sound a little more grown-up than “27,” I truly believe age is just a number. It’s more about the experiences we gather, the lessons we learn, and the joy we find in each passing year. Every new age brings a fresh perspective and renewed energy for personal growth and exploring new horizons.

B. Bed Size: The Great Snuggle vs. Space Debate

Currently, I sleep on a queen-sized bed, which, to be completely honest, I have a love-hate relationship with. On one hand, it’s cozy; on the other, it often feels like a constant battle for personal space! My wonderful partner, Mr. B, is a devoted snuggler, especially during the colder months. While his affection is endearing, I tend to be a sprawling sleeper who craves my own territory. This often results in me slowly migrating towards the very edge of the bed, attempting to create a small island of personal real estate. It’s a nightly ritual, a humorous dance of compromise, and inevitably, I don’t get very far before being reeled back into the warmth of a cuddle. Perhaps a king-size bed is a future investment!

C. Chore You Dislike: The Never-Ending Battle Against Dust Bunnies

Oh, chores. If I could outsource them all, I absolutely would! But if I had to pick the absolute worst, dusting undoubtedly takes the top spot. There’s something so Sisyphean about it – you dust one day, and the very next, a new layer seems to have magically appeared. It feels like an endless, thankless task. Right up there with dusting is the arduous process of paying bills. It’s not just the act of paying, but the mental energy required to organize, review, and ensure everything is handled correctly. It’s certainly not the most glamorous part of adulting, but alas, it’s a necessary evil that consistently ranks high on my “least favorite things to do” list.

D. Dogs: A Future Full of Wrinkles and Snorts

As of now, my home is animal-free, not even a goldfish graces my living space. While I adore animals, the timing for a pet simply hasn’t been right. However, if I were to choose my dream canine companion, there would be no contest: a bulldog! Their distinctive snorts, adorable wrinkles, and surprisingly gentle demeanor completely capture my heart. I imagine a future filled with a loyal, slightly stubborn bulldog trotting by my side, providing endless entertainment and unconditional love. They have such unique personalities, and I find their stoic yet sweet expressions utterly irresistible. One day, a bulldog will be part of my family.

E. Essential Start to Your Day: The Power Duo of Coffee and Breakfast

My day simply cannot begin without a robust cup of coffee and a hearty breakfast, especially involving eggs. Coffee is more than just a beverage; it’s a vital kickstart, the warm, comforting signal that the day has officially begun. But beyond the caffeine, breakfast itself is my absolute favorite meal of the day. There’s something incredibly satisfying about taking the time to nourish yourself right at the outset. Whether it’s a perfectly cooked omelet, fluffy scrambled eggs, or even a quick grab-and-go option, ensuring I have a substantial breakfast sets the tone for my productivity, mood, and energy levels throughout the entire day. It’s a ritual I rarely skip.

F. Favorite Color: A Spectrum of Mood

My favorite color isn’t a fixed choice; it really depends on my mood. Most often, I gravitate towards shades of green or purple. Green, with its connection to nature, growth, and tranquility, often appeals to my desire for peace and balance. It’s calming and refreshing. Purple, on the other hand, resonates with creativity, luxury, and a touch of mystery. When I’m feeling imaginative or want to express a bit of boldness, purple takes the lead. These two colors, while distinct, both offer a rich palette of emotions and aesthetics that truly reflect the dynamic nature of my preferences.

G. Gold or Silver: A Clear Preference for Cool Tones

When it comes to jewelry and accessories, silver is my undeniable preference. There’s a certain sleekness, a contemporary elegance to silver that I find far more appealing. Gold, while beautiful in its own right, often reminds me of a very specific aesthetic that doesn’t quite align with my personal style – specifically, the overly flashy “bro” look, complete with hairy chests and excessive bling, reminiscent of certain reality TV personalities. It’s a rather strong, albeit humorous, association that immediately makes me lean towards the cool, understated charm of silver. For me, silver just feels more refined and versatile, complementing a wider range of outfits and moods.

H. Height: Embracing the Average

I stand at a perfectly average 5 feet, 6 inches tall. There’s not much to say about it, really – it’s just my height! While some might wish for towering stature or petite grace, I’ve always been comfortable with being in the middle. It means I can usually reach things on most shelves, don’t stand out too much in a crowd, and generally fit into standard sizes. What can you do? It’s simply one of those genetic lottery outcomes, and I’ve learned to embrace my perfectly average height without complaint. It’s part of who I am, and it works just fine.

I. Instruments You Play(ed): A Short-Lived Musical Pursuit

Oh, the ambition was certainly there! Over the years, I’ve enthusiastically attempted to learn a few instruments: the flute, the piano, and the guitar. Each time, I’d start with great zeal, imagining myself mastering complex melodies or strumming soulful chords. However, my biggest challenge has always been my rather short attention span. The dedication and relentless practice required to truly excel at a musical instrument proved to be a formidable opponent. I genuinely wish I possessed the patience and perseverance needed to become proficient. There’s something so captivating about creating music, and while I enjoy listening immensely, my hands and brain just couldn’t quite connect with the consistent effort needed for true musical mastery.

J. Job Title: Reality vs. Fantastical Flourishes

In the professional world, my current job title is “Senior Associate.” It’s a designation that reflects experience, responsibility, and a certain level of expertise within my field. It’s a practical, respectable title that clearly communicates my role. However, if I could invent my own job title, something truly extraordinary and perhaps a little whimsical, it would undoubtedly be: “The girl who shoots spaghetti from her fingers.” Now, I realize that’s a rather long and perhaps impractical superhero name, but imagine the possibilities! It speaks to a desire for creative freedom, a touch of the absurd, and the ability to inject some much-needed fun into everyday life. A girl can dream, right?

K. Kids: A Future Chapter

Kids? (Chuckles). Ah, that’s a question that always brings a smile to my face. While I adore children and find immense joy in watching them grow and discover the world, the thought of having my own is something I consider a potential future chapter. For now, my focus remains on personal development, career aspirations, and exploring new experiences. But, definitely, maybe someday. The idea of nurturing a family, watching little ones thrive, and experiencing the world through their eyes is a beautiful prospect that I hold dear for a later stage in life.

L. Live: Embracing the Mile High City Life

I currently reside in the vibrant city of Denver, Colorado, a place known by many evocative nicknames: The Mile High City, Queen City of the West, Queen City of the Plains, Wall Street of the West, and Gateway to the Rockies. Living here is an experience in itself. The blend of urban sophistication and unparalleled access to the great outdoors truly defines the lifestyle. From the bustling downtown core to the majestic mountain ranges just a short drive away, Denver offers a dynamic environment perfect for adventure seekers, nature lovers, and those who appreciate a thriving cultural scene. The crisp mountain air and abundant sunshine make it an incredibly invigorating place to call home, offering endless opportunities for exploration and a wonderfully active community.

M. Mom’s Name: The Endearing “Moomers”

My mother’s name is Geri. However, to those closest to her and within our family circle, she’s affectionately known by a much more playful and endearing nickname: “The Moomers.” It’s one of those familial quirks that has stuck over the years, a testament to her warm personality and the loving bond we share. It’s a simple detail, but it speaks volumes about the comfort and familiarity within our family dynamics.

N. Nicknames: A Collection of Affectionate Titles

Over the years, I’ve accumulated a delightful assortment of nicknames, each given by different people and reflecting various facets of my personality. Some of the most common ones include LG, L-Dub, Lauren Rae Boogie Jones, and Flossy-Belle. Each name carries a special memory or an inside joke, a testament to the strong connections I share with friends and family. They’re little badges of affection, unique identifiers that make me feel cherished and remind me of the wonderful people in my life who’ve bestowed them upon me.

O. Overnight Hospital Stays: Grateful for Good Health

Thankfully, I can proudly say that I have never had to stay overnight at a hospital. I am incredibly grateful for this good fortune and robust health. However, my visits to the hospital have not been entirely absent from my life. When I was just seven years old, I managed to break both of my wrists simultaneously – quite an impressive feat for a young child! Then, a couple of years ago, I had another eventful visit when I dislocated my shoulder while snow skiing. Both instances were certainly painful and memorable, but I’m incredibly fortunate that they were only day visits for treatment and didn’t require any extended stays.

P. Pet Peeves: The Little Things That Grate

Oh, where do I even begin with pet peeves? These are the little things that, while seemingly minor, can truly get under my skin. High on the list are mouth breathers – the sound just… grates on my nerves. Ignorance, particularly willful ignorance, is another major one; I believe in open-mindedness and a willingness to learn. Then there’s the public restroom etiquette: why, oh why, do people choose the stall right next to you when fifty others are perfectly open? It defies logic and personal space! Drivers who can’t merge properly in traffic also consistently ignite a spark of frustration. And finally, those who seem entirely oblivious to basic courtesy, like not moving when you politely say “excuse me.” Honestly, I could go on forever about these minor annoyances that collectively add up!

Q. Quote from a Movie: The Wisdom of The Dude

My absolute favorite movie quote comes from the cult classic, The Big Lebowski: “This is a very complicated case, Maude. You know, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. And, uh, lotta strands to keep in my head, man. Lotta strands in old Duder’s head. Luckily I’m adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug regimen to keep my mind limber.” This quote perfectly encapsulates the film’s unique blend of philosophical musing and laid-back absurdity. It’s not just funny; it speaks to the overwhelming complexity of life and the sometimes-questionable coping mechanisms we employ. It’s a line that always brings a smile to my face and reminds me not to take things too seriously.

R. Righty or Lefty: A Touch of Ambidexterity

By primary hand dominance, I am definitively right-handed. It’s the hand I write with, eat with, and generally use for most tasks requiring precision. However, there’s a unique little twist: I can bat left-handed! It’s not something I actively practice often, but when it comes to a baseball or softball bat, I find myself surprisingly adept from the left side. It’s a small, unexpected bit of ambidexterity that always surprises people and adds a fun dimension to my physical capabilities.

S. Siblings: My Brothers, My Best Friends

I am fortunate to have two wonderful brothers in my life. John is my older brother, and Jordan is my younger brother. Growing up with them was an adventure, filled with all the typical sibling rivalries, shared secrets, and unbreakable bonds. We’ve navigated childhood, adolescence, and now adulthood together, always supporting each other through life’s many twists and turns. Despite our individual paths, the connection we share is incredibly strong. I truly love my bro’s; they are an integral part of who I am and my most cherished companions.

T. Time You Wake Up: The Weekday vs. Weekend Divide

My wake-up times tell a clear story of the weekday grind versus weekend bliss. On weekdays, it’s a gradual negotiation with my alarm clock: 6:00 am, then 6:15 am, perhaps a final push to 6:30 am, before I finally manage to drag myself out of bed around 6:50 am. It’s a daily struggle, a testament to my love for sleep. Weekends, however, are a different story entirely. My absolute favorite time to wake up, without any alarms or urgency, is around 9:00 am. That extra couple of hours of uninterrupted slumber makes all the difference, allowing me to start my weekend feeling truly refreshed and ready to embrace the day.

U. Underwear: Comfort and Common Sense

When it comes to underwear, let’s just say I prioritize comfort and practicality! While I might joke about wearing “HUGE Grannie panties” (just kidding!), the reality is pretty normal and aligns with what most women wear. My wardrobe in this department primarily consists of thongs and boy shorts. It’s a balance of what feels good, what’s appropriate for different outfits, and what provides a comfortable foundation for the day. Nothing too scandalous or extraordinary here, just sensible choices for everyday wear.

V. Vegetables You Don’t Like: The Cilantro Controversy

Is cilantro considered a vegetable? Because if it is, then it absolutely tops my list of foods I can’t stand. For me, cilantro has a taste that is overwhelmingly soapy, almost like eating dirt mixed with cleaning product. It’s a truly visceral aversion, and I would genuinely rather consume soil than have cilantro anywhere near my plate. I know many people love it and find its fresh, herbaceous flavor delightful, but my taste buds simply cannot process it in the same way. It’s one of those classic “love it or hate it” foods, and I am firmly on the “hate it” side!

W. What Makes You Run Late: Punctuality is Key

What makes me run late? (Pauses thoughtfully, then grins) My husband! No, I’m absolutely kidding. In truth, I am one of those rare individuals who is almost pathologically punctual. I consistently aim to be 5 to 10 minutes early for everything, whether it’s an appointment, a social gathering, or a work meeting. The thought of being late genuinely causes me anxiety, and I always plan my schedule with ample buffer time. I believe it’s a sign of respect for others’ time and simply good practice to arrive early. So, rest assured, you won’t be waiting around for me!

X. X-rays You’ve Had: A Reminder of Past Injuries

My X-ray history ties directly back to the answer under letter O. Specifically, I’ve had X-rays taken for two significant injury events in my life. The first set was for both of my wrists when I broke them at the age of seven. The second instance involved X-rays of my shoulder when I dislocated it during a snow skiing accident a couple of years ago. These imaging tests were crucial for proper diagnosis and ensuring that the bones and joints were healing correctly. While I hope to avoid any future X-rays, they were certainly essential in those past moments of injury.

Y. Yummy Food You Make: Culinary Creations and Pork Tacos

If you’re curious about my culinary skills and the delicious food I create, you should definitely check out my recipe page! It’s where I share many of my favorite dishes and cooking adventures. Among all the things I love to prepare, my absolute favorite dish to make is probably pork tacos. There’s something incredibly satisfying about slow-cooking tender, flavorful pork, assembling it with fresh toppings like crisp cabbage, a squeeze of lime, and a drizzle of homemade salsa. They are absolutely delish! It’s a dish that always brings joy to those who eat it and to me in the process of making it.

Z. Zoo Animal Favorites: The Unexpected Charm of the Hippo

I have to admit, this question always feels a little bit… lame. Really, a favorite zoo animal? Are we 12 again? It’s not a category I often contemplate. However, if pressed to choose, my unexpected favorite would have to be the hippos. They’re just so wonderfully fat and cumbersome, yet surprisingly agile in the water. There’s an undeniable charm in their massive size and their somewhat goofy demeanor. They spend their days lounging, submerged, and occasionally letting out a mighty bellow. They’re unique, a bit quirky, and completely captivating in their own way. So yes, the mighty, rotund hippo takes the crown for my favorite zoo animal.

Well, there you have it – my complete ABCs! I hope you’ve enjoyed this candid journey through my personal preferences, quirky habits, and a few amusing anecdotes. Did you learn anything new or surprising about me? I’d love to hear your thoughts, comments, and perhaps even some of your own ABCs in the comments section below! Connecting with all of you is truly one of the best parts of blogging.